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Tony "I am Iron Man" Stark ([personal profile] flyguy) wrote 2017-04-16 05:13 am (UTC)

Jfc this is going to be a rude thread gomen

Tony does let go at least. No need to touch Jack any longer than... Touching Jack is never necessary. He should look into getting a rabies shot later. "Business? And here I thought the douchebag parade was in town. You certainly fit right in with the rest of them."

Yeah!! You know. Whatever that means. Reaching across the counter he grabs a peanut out of the free nuts bowl, flicks it up to catch it in his open mouth, misses —if they were in any less crowded bar he'd be on the floor by now for real— and forlornly watches it tumble away to be lost in the press of bodies around them. Someone has a peanut now. That someone not being him. Anyway... He turns back to Jack.

"Kids. I'm reading to sick kids at St. Agatha's Hospital tomorrow. You know, the kind of local charity loving and empathetic human beings do for their community. So what's business? Collecting fingers? Drugs?"

His hands roll over eachother in the air and one flattens out palm up towards Jack, indicating it's his turn to speak. How does one write out hand speech for 500 Alex. ANYWHO if Jack was going to take that opening too bad because Tony immediately turns to the barkeeper. "He cleans up pretty nice, doesn't he? Almost kind of well-to-do, middle class. Would you ever guess my friend here used to be in a gang? Mmhm. True facts."

A long...chug...of his glass.

"Aah, yeah. Another, thanks. Actually just give me a shot of gin and vodka and cut out the middleman."

So much fucking class here. So much.

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