"Ughhhhhhhhhh. Fine. Fine! Give me an hour to sober up. And my lawyer to get here." Fucking Jack. Comes back into town. Crashes his award after-after-party. Gets him thrown in jail. Now they're going out grave visiting at roughly...a glance at his fancy expensive watch— 3am. Hell by the time they get there maybe they can watch the sun rise and sing with the birds.
These had better be the best burgers he's ever damn had. They'd better do more than knock his socks off. They'd better win a Nobel Prize.
But okay grumpy, drunk Tony aside it's roughly thirty minutes before his lawyer shows up. There's some banter of which I will give you the man in the street version: "You dumbass." "Love you too mwah mwah." Anywho the door to Tony's cell is opened and he's let out. His lawyer starts to lead him away because obviously they are going to leave Jack there to rot or whatever happens to thirty something degenerates. But Tony puts an halt on the Society Loves Rich People train.
"Him too. Pay his bail."
"What? But Tony, why? He tried to kill you."
Tony looks back at Jack. Yeah. That did kind of happen. Shrugging he looks back at his lawyer. "Old business. Gotta bury the hatchet. I'll be okay. And I promise I'll call about that bodyguard. First thing on my docket in the morning. We cool?"
"...First thing."
And that's how Tony and Jack end up outside, rumpled and worse for wear. Also ig Tony still has a bloody face they should probably stop at a convenience store or something on the way lmao. Anywho. "So. What's the ride like? Another motorcycle? Car? You doing the responsible thirty-something van thing?"
This is officially the most horrible thread jsyk
These had better be the best burgers he's ever damn had. They'd better do more than knock his socks off. They'd better win a Nobel Prize.
But okay grumpy, drunk Tony aside it's roughly thirty minutes before his lawyer shows up. There's some banter of which I will give you the man in the street version: "You dumbass." "Love you too mwah mwah." Anywho the door to Tony's cell is opened and he's let out. His lawyer starts to lead him away because obviously they are going to leave Jack there to rot or whatever happens to thirty something degenerates. But Tony puts an halt on the Society Loves Rich People train.
"Him too. Pay his bail."
"What? But Tony, why? He tried to kill you."
Tony looks back at Jack. Yeah. That did kind of happen. Shrugging he looks back at his lawyer. "Old business. Gotta bury the hatchet. I'll be okay. And I promise I'll call about that bodyguard. First thing on my docket in the morning. We cool?"
"...First thing."
And that's how Tony and Jack end up outside, rumpled and worse for wear. Also ig Tony still has a bloody face they should probably stop at a convenience store or something on the way lmao. Anywho. "So. What's the ride like? Another motorcycle? Car? You doing the responsible thirty-something van thing?"
Lay it on him Jack.