It's true Tony's never heard much about Jack's past. Sofia told him the odd thing or two ("No, Tony, he didn't rise from a swamp" "I'm pretty sure he's human." "For the love of God don't tell him the Sith are his spirit animal."). But it wasn't much of anything. That he's hearing it now...? He's pretty hard put not to roll his eyes. He settles for looking up at the sky and keeping still. He's not really sure where "my parents tried to have me killed" is an open invitation for swapping abuse stories like some kind of Care Bear Power Hour, but whatever. He doesn't want to get into it.

"It's called a telephone, Jack. Invented 1876. You should look into it some time." Okay, okay. Enough of this touchy-feely powwow. Waving Jack off he stands up. "If we're going to do this let's do it."