"You really weren't kidding when you said you had issues. My grandma beat me with a chain and I'm still better at this affection thing than you." He gives Tony's arm a couple quick pats though, passing him by to slide into the driver's seat. "Sex doesn't count as affection, bee-tee-dubs. C'mon, I'll get you back to your place. If it's not some ritzy shindig, I'm gonna be disappointed in you, Tony."

Which is how Tony ends up dropped off at his place, Jack's car idling out front. Before he goes, though, Jack gives him another awkward pat on the shoulder.

"Y'know, I think I might stick around for a little while longer. Because of you. You remember that next time I piss you off, chief."