[Woah, woah, woah— he uses protection in all aspects of his life, okay Rhys?? Mainly because even though half his books are aimed at the young adult market he has nightmares of random kids walking up to him and calling him "dad". Who needs that in their life? ...Even at...age... Look, it doesn't matter, he's still Robert Downy Jr sexy, okay.

ANYWAY off they go. Twenty over the speed limit naturally because while seatbelts are for the modern man, speed limits are still for chumps and plebs. So Rhys miiiight find himself thrown back into his seat a bit much like a roller coaster with just as many fund turns and accelerations.]

And it's that kind of thinking that is exactly why no one calls you. What's the last text you had from anyone besides me and work? Bet it was your mom.