N-ohh, [ Oh god okay, yep. He definitely wasn't ready for that excelleration. ] it was my grandma. [ ...That sounded a lot cooler in his head. Please forget he ever opened his mouth like, ever. ]

--It was her birthday. [ He just needs to quickly get that in please and thank-you. ] Look that's not the point, I get texts okay?? And I have a social life! It's just...selective.

[ For instance right now he is auditing a crazy man who keeps cats called Princess and Pumpkin. That totally counts!