I'd be hurt by your incredulousness —I did think about joining the army at one time, you know— but it is pretty weird for me. My history of violence is...depressingly me getting my ass beat.
[SO.... No, he's just dancing around the facts because they're embarrassing and he doesn't want to share. Another sip of his bourbon.]
I don't know what branch. There was a James Bond villain in my house and he told me I wasn't the only...the only... [DOES HE HAVE TO SAY IT? He smooths his hand over his mouth.] He said I wasn't the only superhero. I feel like I'm going crazy. Okay. Your turn. What did you remember.
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I'd be hurt by your incredulousness —I did think about joining the army at one time, you know— but it is pretty weird for me. My history of violence is...depressingly me getting my ass beat.
[SO.... No, he's just dancing around the facts because they're embarrassing and he doesn't want to share. Another sip of his bourbon.]
I don't know what branch. There was a James Bond villain in my house and he told me I wasn't the only...the only... [DOES HE HAVE TO SAY IT? He smooths his hand over his mouth.] He said I wasn't the only superhero. I feel like I'm going crazy. Okay. Your turn. What did you remember.