True. I am ridiculously charismatic. But I don't like to touch start-ups with my hands. I'm kind of an advocate against giving my time away for free. Just sort of lowers my prestige, like a second printing Magic card.

[...Let it never be doubted he's a nerd. Also an ass. But first a nerd.]

So what about you? How do you feel about our courageous band of...18 to 24 year olds. Won't lie I'm half expecting someone to text me I'm their long lost grandpa.