[He is mentally flipping tables right about now. It takes a lot of willpower not to turn around and give Jack a "what the hell have you been smoking" look. Instead he settles for tersely checking his cuff links and straightening his sleeves to something a bit more immaculate. Takes a few breaths and...]
That's what hired help is for. $25 an hour and I'd expect not having to fight any ants when I get back. By the way you crash it you buy it.
[But yeah sure Jack can have the driver's seat and the remote control when they get out there. Because...
Actually what the hell is he doing. There's not even seatbelts in this thing. Not to mention the last time Jack drove him anywhere he had a gun in the glove compartment. ...Damn it, he settles for gripping the passenger door real tight after he's settled. And maybe praying. Just a little.]
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That's what hired help is for. $25 an hour and I'd expect not having to fight any ants when I get back. By the way you crash it you buy it.
[But yeah sure Jack can have the driver's seat and the remote control when they get out there. Because...
Actually what the hell is he doing. There's not even seatbelts in this thing. Not to mention the last time Jack drove him anywhere he had a gun in the glove compartment. ...Damn it, he settles for gripping the passenger door real tight after he's settled. And maybe praying. Just a little.]