You'll recall that the last time we talked about this you acted all gung-ho superhero and then you did jackshit. Forgive me if I'm sceptical. I received a death threat from the mayor of this town, how about that? And no, it wasn't the dog.
I'm oddly flattered you think my telling you to pound sand is superhero-esque, but you're kind of the last person I want to hear about my charismatic personality from. I have Castle. And Jones. Supergirl. Clara. By the way you should know F.R.I.D.A.Y. reads the network in its entirety. So.
I need to know you're not running around impersonating Snidely Whiplash. Not that you're going to stop. Or spare the dramatics in an attempt to sidetrack me. But you do realize the next time you're caught abusing someone, and you will be caught, someone might just have the bright idea to give you a glossectomy.
Somehow I'm not reassured. I've stuck to the terms of my deal with Jessica and I intend to keep doing so. If you are in my corner, don't go telling people to keep away from me. Really ruins that first impression.
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Why what? You're the one convinced you need protection. List me some credible threats.
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I really don't care.
You'll recall that the last time we talked about this you acted all gung-ho superhero and then you did jackshit. Forgive me if I'm sceptical. I received a death threat from the mayor of this town, how about that? And no, it wasn't the dog.
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I need to know you're not running around impersonating Snidely Whiplash. Not that you're going to stop. Or spare the dramatics in an attempt to sidetrack me. But you do realize the next time you're caught abusing someone, and you will be caught, someone might just have the bright idea to give you a glossectomy.
And it's going to be only me in your corner.
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